To: NicknamedBob; All
One of the things which is interesting about the Undead Thread is that at any moment, a troll-seeking warrior may materialize in our midst, seeking prey.
You're one of them, aren't you? Ready the cannons, boys!
To: Das Outsider; Tax-chick
"You're one of them, aren't you? Ready the cannons, boys!" I am a married man, a father of teenagers, a taxpayer, a poet, and a Republican.
You think I'm worried about cannons?
Superman!
Strange visitor from another planet...,
I know how that must feel.
Thats why Im surreptitious,
Whenever I bend steel.
We shouldnt alarm the natives,
Just when does Superman sleep?
Now that they know his secret,
He has promises to keep.
Much better to stay quiet,
And work without the light.
No need to call attention,
To having X-ray sight.
Flying, of course, is forbidden,
Is it a bird or a plane?
It just makes complications,
That are much too hard to explain.
So all my powers are muted,
But I dont have to fear in the storm,
At least I can quietly glance at my cup,
And keep my coffee warm!
NicknamedBob . . . . June 30, 2005
531 posted on
07/01/2006 6:22:13 PM PDT by
NicknamedBob
(I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
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