Do you just adore The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, like I do? I bet I watch his show 5 times a week ... he's a marvel and simply amazing.
You know, I only watched that show once, briefly -- the client was a pathetic over-made-up woman who lived alone and dressed her little yap dog in matching clothing . . . little dresses and sweaters and hats . . . OMG! And she was worried because the dog would spin in circles on the floor for hours. Well, duh, lady, you never walk the poor thing and you dress it up like a doll, what do you expect?
It looked like Jerry Springer for dogs.
I hope you will tell me that was just an unusually weird client . . . and that usually it's stuff like barking at the mailman or jumping up on guests, or chewing on the sofa . . .