"I don't see you all sitting around carping and sniping at George Lucas because "his x-wing fighters fly in space like there is actually an atmosphere!!!
You will see the difference if you think about it. George Lucas was a fictional character. On the other hand, for millions of us, Jesus Christ is the Son of God who lived a perfect, chaste, selfless life and was the Perfect Sacrifice to pay for all our sins. He then rose from the dead and lives today. Nowhere in Scripture is there even the slightest indication that He was married. It goes against His core purpose for being on earth. Remember, selflessness in Him was total, dedicated to saving mankind. I can't begin to tell you how offensive the precepts in The DaVinci Code offend believers.
So it's not petty to be unhappy when He is blasphemed. Nor is it petty to now wish a book/movie that does that to fail. Yeah, we might get grouchy and snarky about it, but we're human.
Besides, I've been here longer than you, nah-nah-nah! ;o)
Wow....you must be like ...REALLY old!!!