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I thought that televangelists had super-human abilities, and that they didn't need some shake.

Where would ever get that idea?
Have you seen any televangelists leap over buildings with a single bound?
Stop a runaway train?
Live to be over 150?
You sound like you have an ax to grind with televangelists

[Laissez-faire capitalist]

Or maybe, instead, you have a certain affinity for televangelists. Hmmm?

Anyway, one need not have an axe to grind with them, as there are so many late-night talk shows and comedians on television who poke fun of them all the time. The televangelists open their mouths and insert their foots on a regular basis. Nothing wrong with having some good clean fun, here or on the tv.

So, loosen your collar a bit, as it might do you some good!

BTW, have you never heard of the health/wealth proponents who have made claims about 'faithing' in health? If they can do this, then why take some shake? That is why I brought up the them being supposed 'superbeings.'