At 5-foot-9 and weighs 150 pounds, I seriously doubt toe licker Dick was the culprit
Could be a cross between Dick Morris and Family Guy's horny
Glen Quagmire.
Quagmire- How old are you?
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18? You're gonna be first.
Girl- Mom!
Quagmire- I like where this is going, giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!