Posted on 05/27/2006 10:31:26 AM PDT by Popman
Police in Tulsa, Okla., are searching for a man who hid under a woman's car at a Wal-Mart parking lot and then licked her toes as she loaded groceries into the vehicle, according to a report.
The woman said she was at the Tulsa Wal-Mart located near 81st Street and Lewis when she felt her toes being licked.
She assumed it was a dog but when she looked down, she saw it was a man lying under her vehicle.
"I felt something lick my foot," the woman said. "I looked at him and I said, 'What in the hell are you doing?' And that's exactly what I said, 'What are you doing?'"
The culprit got up and ran away before police arrived at the scene.
The woman said the man who licked her toes is Hispanic or Indian, about 5-foot-9 and weighs 150 pounds. He was wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans.
The victim filed a police report and a witness also saw it happen.
A Tulsa County assistant district attorney said if the man is caught, he'll face a misdemeanor charge of battery or outraging public decency.
Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.
I know this Wal Mart and the neighborhood. It is located a stone's throw away from Oral Roberts University (remember Oral--God was going to kill him if people didn't cough up the protection money) and Victory Christian (you may recall Pastor Billy Joe Daugherty being punched out last year during televised services).
No question, this is one of the weirdest places on earth, like some time- space continuum enabled odd things to occur. It's only equals on the planet are Fresno, CA and Marlboro, NJ.
Men hiding in cars to lick women's toes is small potatoes for this area.
Could be a cross between Dick Morris and Family Guy's horny
Glen Quagmire.
Huh! ORAL Roberts ??
What's next ? St. Francis Fetishist ?
Every state has its wierd nexus. In Texas, its Austin.
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