Apparently, Ptarmigan hates rabbits.
Posted on 05/26/2006 10:10:02 PM PDT by Ptarmigan
Proof that bunnies are evil and Ptarmigan is not the only who thinks that. This is someone else's page about how evil bunnies are. Bunnies showed their true color in the Ptarmigan/Bunny War, which was epic in proportion, long, bloody, violent, and brutal.
WTF? Cheese... MMmmmm
ehhh... What a Maroon! :)
I've got a theory,
it could be bunnies
they're not just cute like everybody supposes
they got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
and what's with all the carrots,
what do they need such good eyesight for anyway
Bunnies
bunnies,
it must be bunnies!
Or maybe midgets...
Anya, an ex-demon with rabbit phobia,from the episode Once More with feeling, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Buffy Rocks!
Greetings, fellow bunny hater.
The only good rabbit is a dead rabbit!!!
Bunny
Pancake
Some assembly required.
:o)
Bunnies are Satan reincarnate. They must all die for the Ptarmigan/Bunny War. Billions of ptarmigans were killed off and they lost a large part of their land from the bunnies.
Thumper is one of the feared Viking Beserker Bunnies,
they always go into battle naked and raging with blutlusten!
Some times, he gets confused and becomes enraged with
Buttlusten, so you better watch your back!!!
A Doom Bunny scans the horizon with his well honed hidden deep throated sonar screech, searching for his next victim of prey. Many a head of lettuce is consumed by the bunny to energize this rarely documented event.
It even has its own action figure...
HA! HA! Inferior!
Damn floopy eared Nazis!
LOL!
I have Ibizan Hounds [whose natural prey is bunnies]
I also have bunnies.
I had to move the bunny pens out of the backyard where the dogs run because being in dog-proof pens so emboldened the bunnies that they were terrorizing my hunting hounds....:))
The dogs would rush the pens, expecting the bunnies to flee in terror.
Instead, the bunnies would rush the *dogs*...LOL!
[wild bunnies in the yard are a different story. they know to hightail it to the blackberry thicket as soon as they hear the screen door creaking open to let loose the hounds]
Evil bunnies.
Oooooh, like I'm afraid of your blunt little beak?
Thumper might just carry you off to the hutch of dispair
to share with his mate, the doe eyed lop, Guenivere.
Inferior??? Hah.
It's just a good thing you're not living during prehistoric
times when Velociraptolop roamed the tundra.
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