Boy, they're getting ugly!Grrr! I called Martie Emily throughout, and I called Emily Mollie! That's it I'm firing my editor! What? I don't HAVE an editor? No wonder my editing stinks. OK... I'm offering 50% of all grosses for an editor. (There IS an obvious catch.)
Boy, they're getting ugly!Great, I'm hired!
(I like your writing style.)
Actually, in a way you highlighted your point that the other two Dixie Chicks (the ones with looks and talent) have been rendered forgettable in light of Maines' behavior.
In truth, I didn't even realize you got their names wrong until I read this post.