[atomicpossum]

Of course, you have to install Microsoft Eyeballs^tm to see them.

[Commander Salamander]

LOL!

[tcostell]

Actually, you have to license "Microsoft eyeballs", which is sold as a web based service. Microsoft will see things for you, and then assign someone in India to describe them to you in incredible detail. All for pennies on the dollar compared to an American performing the same service.
Periodically, they will "upgrade" the package by describing it to you in another language more suited to the esoteric features of the picture being viewed, and for another small upgrade fee you can then have that translated back to a language you understand.

Resistance is futile.