[RedBloodedAmerican]

1. Get some bread, put it in the toaster.

2. Push the button down and wait.

3. When it pops up, put it on a plate.

4. Get some butter and put it on the toast.

5. Your toast is ready to eat.

[MotleyGirl70]

I get pre-sliced Italian bread from the grocery store.

It makes the best toast with just butter or butter and strawberry jam. Good for a late night snack.

[hole_n_one]

Is there a need for any kind of special tool or device in order to apply the butter mixture to the toasted bread?

[A knight without armor]

LOL! Right on!

Here's another all time favorite:

1. Make lettuce salad sprinkled with lemon juice.
2. Look at it all during the news.
3. Go to Wendy's.

I'd say we need HELP! Thank goodness for this thread!

[hole_n_one]

Does it have to be a plate?

Can I use a napkin or a paper towel instead?

[diamond6]

LOL!!!

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