[pissant]

Well, that at least has an attempt at humor. Which is more than the left can muster in this day and age.

[Petronski]

Emphasis on the word "attempt."

I left out the part that starts out "Gimme an F..."

[Petronski]

And yet, when Sweetness and I watch the Woodstock film, I do sing along...

Flyin' into Los Angeleez
Bringin' in a couple a keys
Don't touch my bags if you please
Mr. Customs Man...