The DU'ers must have been very afraid.
I bet one of them said
"OMG, like, the Rapture thingy that umm, christians are always like totally talking about finally like umm happened. OMG, I've been left like totally behind."
I can't talk like that to save my life lol.
OMG! You nailed it! I picture some of the DUmmies talking like that! LOL!