Next time someone tells me I'm overpaying for a Mac and could be running Linux for less money, I'm sending them to your post. I think it's cool for guys who want to get under the hood on these systems, but this almost reads like a Dilbert Parody (To call up the help menu, press CTRL+ALT+F4+Delete. You can then edit the source code directly.)
Now don't make fun of us, if we had waned a total cocoon we would have bought a Mac.....barf.