Okay, until such time as Ms. Spears has another album to be reviewed, there should be absolutely no reason to mention her at all in a newspaper, especially on the front page. Especially not on the covers of two NY newspapers when she isn't even in New York. Maybe there's an exception if she, say, falls on hard times and robs a bank. So no album, no mention.
And while we're at it, let's not mention Ms. Hilton either until her next ... her next ... um, er, what exactly is it that she does? Make movies?
TS
(Without spoilers, do you think (blabberblabber) killed (mumblemumble) or not?) Yes, I do. Dead as a doornail. If one of my favorite characters, (whatsisname), can't come back from being knocked off, neither can (mumblemumble). It wouldn't be fair, and I would have to call the author a Name.