" now we know it was only SWELLING. "
Considering that the False Accuser was apparently trying for the Guinness World Record for the most sexual partners in a 72 hour period- " swelling " must be an understatement.
I'm surprised she could walk or sit normally.
Perhaps that's why she was unable to dance and later fell down the stairs.
Would anyone be surprised if her enterprising "boyfriend" implemented an EZ pass system for payment?