70,000 Beer Cans Found in Ogden Townhouse

KSL ^ | 5/18/06 | John Hollenhorst

[pissant]

I love Utah, and the Mormons do a good job of running the state. But I have to admit that I got a kick out of an ad for a local microbrewery:

"Polygamy Porter: Bring one home for the wiveS"

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Coors Light: The beer that's already been through the horse



That's why I prefer Rolling Rock. They have the courtesy of putting a picture of the horse it came out of on every bottle.

[Hatteras]

"The man who lived there seems to be back on his feet. We spoke to him today and he says he's completely stopped drinking."

Literally, I guess...

Reminds me of the Stephen Wright bit about taking his dog for a walk from L.A. to Boston. He said that he didn't have to walk his dog anymore, he walked him all at once."

Side note: We used to know when a friend was done for the night when he would put a bottle of beer to his lips and half of it would dribble off his chin. We'd all look at each other and say, "I think he's full."

[pissant]

LOL!!!

[pissant]

Well your friend was a wuss. A real man goes out behind the bar, pukes his beer and potato skins up, then comes back for another round. ;o)

[Noumenon]

Nothing like truth in advertising.