70,000 Beer Cans Found in Ogden Townhouse

KSL ^ | 5/18/06 | John Hollenhorst

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A seemingly unbelievable mess discovered last year in an Ogden townhouse has suddenly become an Internet legend.

It's all TRUE!

You know how some people, after they use something, just can't bear to throw it away. That might make sense if it's magazines or clothes. But what if it's empty beer cans? In astounding numbers?

When property manager Ryan Froerer got a call from a realtor last year to check on a townhouse, he knew something was up.

Ryan Froerer, Century 21: "Said it was the sickest thing he's ever seen. Just unimaginable that someone could live in that."

He couldn't even open the front door. It was blocked from inside.

Ryan Froerer, Century 21: "There was beer cans I would say probably this high up on the door."

The realtor had forewarned him about the smell.

Ryan Froerer, Century 21: "He poked his head in, the smell was so awful he couldn't go in. "

At the back door, Froerer was astounded by what he saw in the kitchen.

Ryan Froerer, Century 21: "As we approached the door, there were beer boxes, all the way up to the ceiling."

Inside, he took just a few snapshots to document the scene. Beer cans by the tens of thousands. Mountains of cans burying the furniture. The water and heat were shut off, apparently on purpose by the tenant, who evidently drank Coors Light beer exclusively for the eight years he lived there.

Ryan Froerer, Century 21: "It's just unbelievable that a human being could live like that. "

To all outward appearances, the person who lived in the townhouse was the perfect tenant. He always paid on time and he never complained. He kept a low profile in the neighborhood.

Kirk Martin, Letter Carrier: : "Yeah I never delivered any mail there at all. I thought the apartment was vacant."

The cans were recycled for 800 dollars, an estimated 70,000 cans: 24 beers a day for 8 years.

Froerer e-mailed his photos to a couple of friends, who sent them to friends. Now he's getting calls from faraway places

Ryan Froerer, Century 21: "It's amazing how the internet can have the effect and get around. I'm sure it's been around the world. "

The townhouse was cleaned up last year and it's just fine today.

The man who lived there seems to be back on his feet. We spoke to him today and he says he's completely stopped drinking. He was welcomed back to his old job a few months ago, and his co-workers speak highly of him.

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I love Utah, and the Mormons do a good job of running the state. But I have to admit that I got a kick out of an ad for a local microbrewery:

"Polygamy Porter: Bring one home for the wiveS"

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Coors Light: The beer that's already been through the horse



That's why I prefer Rolling Rock. They have the courtesy of putting a picture of the horse it came out of on every bottle.

[Hatteras]

"The man who lived there seems to be back on his feet. We spoke to him today and he says he's completely stopped drinking."

Literally, I guess...

Reminds me of the Stephen Wright bit about taking his dog for a walk from L.A. to Boston. He said that he didn't have to walk his dog anymore, he walked him all at once."

Side note: We used to know when a friend was done for the night when he would put a bottle of beer to his lips and half of it would dribble off his chin. We'd all look at each other and say, "I think he's full."

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LOL!!!

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Well your friend was a wuss. A real man goes out behind the bar, pukes his beer and potato skins up, then comes back for another round. ;o)

[Noumenon]

Nothing like truth in advertising.