[Hatteras]

I would also add a nice set of skid marks painted across the wall leading up to the tires...

Hey! maybe a swimsuit model laying across the hood in one of those seductive poses?

This could be pretty cool!

[Fairview]

I would also add a nice set of skid marks painted across the wall leading up to the tires...

Now, see, that sort of humor would render the whole enterprise much less stupid. It would be funny--nobody could walk into the room and not laugh--and the owner would in a sly way be poking fun at himself.