Hillbilly Justice
Lemme tell ya a story 'bout the Durham DA
Was strugglin' to win re-election in May
And then one night a stripper said that she was raped
And the Durham DA had some goats that he could scape
Charge those boys...get re-elected
So the Durham DA got all over the TV
Said 70 times "They're guilty - you will see."
He forgot one thing trying for some fame and glory
He didn't check out the false accuser's story
Get an indictment...then investigate!
Now three men're indicted with no DNA match
There was semen present, but it was her boyfriend's batch
Sex with him could explain everything away...
...but none of that matters to the idiot Durham DA.
Bottom 10% of his UNC class...violates the bar code.
(to the tune of the Beverly HillBillies)
http://forums.go.com/abclocal/WTVD/thread?threadID=117032
LOL! That's great!