[TigerLikesRooster]

Must be a primal instinct encoded deep inside his DNA: to have a safe sleep, go up high on the tree.:)

[coconutt2000]

It is a good thing he didn't decide that he was a bird and try to fly.

[Socratic]

...student at the Gloucestershire College of Arts and Technology

Any bets on whether his major is in the Arts or Technology? Could it be predictive?

[Lurker]

I've had a few "Oh crap!" moments waking up after a night of drinking but never anything like this.

L

[GregH]

Getting drunk and acting like a clown seems to be a common British trait.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Curled up with a honey in a warm bed would have been a better choice old son....

[Jimmy Valentine]

"Alcohol and climbing trees don't really mix," said Nigel Limbrick,"

Attaboy Nigel.

[razorback-bert]

A hundred feet up a pine tree, how tall was the whole tree?

[TXnMA]

Twelve man-hours wasted. Gravity would have brought him down -- sooner or later...

[Xenalyte]

I tell you what, I've done some strange things in my day while under the influence, but I have never climbed 100 feet up a tree.

That's gotta be 10 stories up!