For eco-traffic issues you can play "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road". And for any DNC issues you can play the theme to "The Sting"
When Harry Reid speaks with all the other obstructors standing behind him, cue the circus music, follwed immediately by the baby elephant song. But when John Kerry speaks, dub the "Peanuts Adult talk" over him..
http://sg1.allmusic.com/cg/smp.dll?link=xndlmzckemrxhbamfmuzm9b&r=20.asx
http://www.sondrak.com/archive/skpics/Cindy.asx
http://sg1.allmusic.com/cg/smp.dll?link=qt0nt4wudrkh21k7uj3bxhc&r=20.asx
"I can bitch, I can bitch
`cause Im better than you
Its the way that I move
The things that I do"