You are exactly right! Thank you very much for remembering this. (I remember when it came up and we'all went digging...)
By the time this is over, I will know more about the private life of Durham trash than I will my subdivision.
I can hear it at the pool now:
Pool Gossip:
Hey, did you hear so and so are getting a divorce?
Me: No but Crystal's vaginal swab had her boyfriend's DNA.