That's exactly what I was thinking, so I modified the list:
1) Olive Oil washed down with beer. This gets rave reviews from Spain and Ireland to help lower bad cholesterol.
2) Yogurt washed down with beer. This gets a push from Greece and Ireland for it's bacteria-fighting cultures.
3) Soy on a cheeseburger washed down with beer. Soy products are popular in Japan and South Carolina to help your heart.
4) Beans and Lentils steamed in and washed down with beer. These are staple foods from India and most of the South and they are high in fiber.
5) Hot Peppers from Mexico washed down with a lot of beer . These may help reduce inflammation and produce some wonderful gas emmisions.
ROFLOL: Then you wake up and drink copious amounts of coffee.