Based on the 2002 incident where she got under a table at the strip club and refused to come out and the defense contention she and Kim locked themselves in the bathroom as players tried to entice them to leave by slipping money under the door, maybe her specialty is arriving and refusing to leave until enough money is offered?
For instance, lying flat on the floor, then scooting into the bathroom and supposedly fixing her nails, smiling as she's leaving the back of the house, falling down the stairs (on one shoe, understandable), being helped into Kim's car, blotto in the car at Kroger's BUT holding tight to the gear shift, on the way to jail in the police car suddenly screaming that she's been raped, first by 20 white men, then 3, id'ing 4, etc. etc.