Can't be. According to the article, "He talked his way into jobs with David Letterman and CBS News". And we all know that you're not supposed to talk with your mouth full.
Interesting that he was vacationing with his boyfriend AND a senior producer at CBS News, a 51-year-old who stepped into the fray. What was HE doing there?
I don't know about you, but I've never gone on a Caribbean vacation with my wife AND my boss.
Mayhaps there was a contest to see who could best impersonate Johnny Depps role of "Jack Swallow" from Pirates of the Caribbean fame? And as is always the case in such instances....things just got a little out of hand, if you pardon the pun...