According to Sharia law the penalty for renouncing Islam is death. That's a high price to pay for some pot-pies.
Yep, today's nincompoop alert for sure.
Chicken Pot Pie
When we were young, bernie's deli was down the block
(ooh ooh ooh ooh)
He made a great liver pate
(you know he did, you know he did, you know he did)
But if there's one thing in this world that I like better
Than a corned beef on rye
It's chicken pot pie
Chicken pot pie
(chorus of chicken-cluck imitations)
-WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
He sold his soul for a choice of menu.