Ya, Ya, Ya. Like I told my boys: You know how I tell you that the left sets up straw men arguments that end with - you don't like children or you are a racist. This is the ultimate con - use ConAgra (and other) products and your wee willie will fall off.
Well, if that's the case, then, SPRAY for them dandelions. It's of no concern to me!!! I have absolutely no mythological worship of the male appendage. :)