[chae]

I found out that my ex-husband's father, instead of paying child supprt, gave my ex-husband's wife pot, which she then smoked with my ex-husband while he was in high school.

[Jeff Chandler]

Huh?

[yeff]

my ex-husband's father gave my ex-husband's wife pot, which she then smoked with my ex-husband while he was in high school.

Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
Who of course is my step-mother

Chorus
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa