Weird-oid, but she's good with adjectives.
What makes me hate this town most are various mental retards, hippies, and the rest of the assorted degenerates here that make Eugene so repulsive and utterly detestable. This place is quite simply like the meeting spot of all the scum of the earth. Other cities may be larger and thus have a larger population of crazy people, but they just aren’t as bizarre or as visible as the crazies Eugene has to offer. Living here, one simply can’t avoid seeing all these hordes of “Deadheads” sleeping under every other bush… It’s like an ever-present freak show or lunatic asylum... Many of them have these Rastafarian roly-poly dreadlocks that I think clearly are home to entire “civilizations” of vermin and other unspeakable horrors that boggle the mind, and they also smell like a dead skunk.
It's obvious she's never eaten any mushrooms.