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Since the latest MI is out tomorrow and since Mr Steyn so wonderfully skewers Tom Cruise......
1 posted on 05/04/2006 9:44:15 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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Four Weddings and a Funeral fades from memory; the brief scene where she confesses her love for Hugh Grant seems more and more the truest moment in the picture, and a zillion times better than any of his scenes with Andie MacDowell.

Really! He passed on Kristin Scott Thomas for Andie MacDowell. What a schmuck!

2 posted on 05/04/2006 9:49:59 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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Skewering Tom Cruise is almost too easy.


3 posted on 05/04/2006 9:50:19 AM PDT by Kenny Bunkport
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It's no wonder their erotic interlude was cut from the movie: they can send Cruise flying along the side of a high-speed train, they can deck him out with high-tech laser-beam neutralisers, but no one in the special-effects department can invent a gadget which would make him look as if he and his leading ladies have any sexual chemistry.

OWWWWWW. That's a steel-toed workboot between the legs, right there. Mind you, it's true. Has he had any chemistry with a co-star since Kelly McGillis? (And there's those who say he had more chemistry with Anthony Edwards in "Top Gun's" sweaty homoerotic beach volleyball scene than he did with McGillis...)

}:-)4

4 posted on 05/04/2006 9:50:47 AM PDT by Moose4 (Please don't call me "white trash." I prefer "Caucasian recyclable.")
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Steven Hill (Adam Schiff on Law & Order) played the original leader of the IMF squad.

The original series, especially with Landau and Baine, rocked. It appealed to all age groups. I can still remember some of the cool stuff they did, usually without explosions.

5 posted on 05/04/2006 9:50:47 AM PDT by GSWarrior (The road to good intention is paved with Hells.)
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I think the general public is sick of Cruise. Extending his career may prove to be his next "Mission Impossible."


6 posted on 05/04/2006 9:50:57 AM PDT by sageb1 (This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
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"Mom, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!"

Stan from 'South Park'


9 posted on 05/04/2006 9:54:50 AM PDT by Tzimisce (How Would Mohammed Vote? Hillary for President! www.dndorks.com)
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This thread is ghey.

12 posted on 05/04/2006 9:58:40 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Mrs. Martin Landau in the original gave Diana Rigg a run for her money as sex object for teenage boys.


13 posted on 05/04/2006 10:03:05 AM PDT by Semper Paratus
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I hate to admit it, but, I liked Cruise in War of the Worlds. Am I Gay?

Anyway, I guess it wasn't him so much in that I am fascinated by the story, even after reading it and seeing it a million times.


17 posted on 05/04/2006 10:08:08 AM PDT by Hayzo
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One of them comes on like a parody of every spy-movie cliché in the book as its vain hero is whisked from one absurd situation to another; the other is a comedy with Leslie Nielsen.

Zing! *laughing*

18 posted on 05/04/2006 10:08:12 AM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
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Steyn correctly points out the hugely disappointing aspect of the Cruise Mission movies.

The Sixties series WAS about planning, teamwork and execution. It understood the true character of a good thriller. Cruise simply wnet for cheap thrills.


20 posted on 05/04/2006 10:09:50 AM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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Tom Cruise movies are on my boycott list until he grows a brain and quits being so politically stupid.


23 posted on 05/04/2006 10:17:28 AM PDT by Ptaz (Take Personal Responsibility--it's not fun, but it's the right thing to do.)
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