Home at last-
Every time one of those Kennedys
Drinks then gets behind the wheel
Something or someone is in danger
And they think it is no big deal
Fat Ted's offspring Patrick
Has already given it a whirl
Adducing that truth very well
But at least he didn't kill a girl
Probably because he wasn't near water
But on more solid ground
And he was alone inside his car
Without a bridge to be found