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A profile of Shelton on the Web site for his fast-pitch softball team says: "Sammy is single and currently looking for a female companion. This may include long term or short term relationship. Age does not matter, must be cute or hot." The profile also said his hobbies include "touching hookers" and pornography, and described his occupation as a "teacher, pimp, pimp teacher, pro-wrestler."
Apparently, the dirtbag wasn't too concerned about anyone (e.g. school administrators) seeing that.

The article says the girl is likely to survive, but there's some concern about brain damage due to oxygen deprivation.

1 posted on 05/02/2006 3:01:49 PM PDT by newgeezer
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To: newgeezer

String him up!


2 posted on 05/02/2006 3:04:14 PM PDT by basil (Exercise your Second Amendment--buy another gun today!)
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Shelton ... taught drivers education and physical education

Using the same car for Driver's Ed and Sex Ed, no doubt...

3 posted on 05/02/2006 3:04:23 PM PDT by null and void (American leftists are more concerned about regaining their power than with the safety of the country)
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Sampson R. Shelton

4 posted on 05/02/2006 3:06:45 PM PDT by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary.)
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"Sammy is single and currently looking for a female companion. This may include long term or short term relationship. Age does not matter, must be cute or hot." The profile also said his hobbies include "touching hookers" and pornography, and described his occupation as a "teacher, pimp, pimp teacher, pro-wrestler."

Wow, he sounds like a real catch. Maybe I'll look him up if things don't work out with that meth-dealing ex-con I met at traffic court.

5 posted on 05/02/2006 3:08:01 PM PDT by Mordacious
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