[Gay State Conservative]

When she's in New Zealand,she claims to have been named after Sir Edmund Hillary.When she's taking to veterans,she claims to have once tried to join the Marines.

And now,when she's speaking about affirmative action in sports,she always wanted to be an athlete.

Message to Hillary....sweetheart,we may have been born at night,but it wasn't *last* night!

[Mr. Brightside]

When she's in New Zealand,she claims to have been named after Sir Edmund Hillary.When she's taking to veterans,she claims to have once tried to join the Marines.

And don't forget, she discovered late in her life that she was Jewish... a Jewish Yankee fan.