Third Grade Teacher: "Class, who can give me a definition of the word 'ingrate?'"
Dirty Johnny: "I know, teacher, I know!"
Teacher (reluctantly): "Okay, Johnny. What does it mean?"
Johnny: "It means 'wonderful.'"
Teacher: "No, it doesn't, Johnny. Whatever gave you that idea."
Johnny: "Well, last night, I walked past my parents' bedroom, and I heard my mom say, 'That's wonderful!" And then my dad said, 'Yeah--I'm ingrate!'"
oh ribaldry from truthy, i love it! A++