That's just wrong.
My pants are all happy now.
And I LIKE David Hasselhoff.
And Raspberry Koolaid,
Cheese Doodles, KC Masterpiece BBQ chips,
Pepsi, hot tuna salad, Walmart,
romance novels, Payless shoes,
I hug trees,
I eat edamame,
I drum around camp fires,
I think GW is a hunk,
I'd marry Rumsfield if he was 50 years younger (OK, I'm picky),
I's an 'dividual.