My faves are Ted Bell and Herb Sewell...I practically cry laughing with those 2.
Amen to both! When he was on briefly in Dallas, I used to ask my wife to listen to him on her drive home. She'd be so mad, especially the one time when Ted Bell said the voter registrar in his district let him vote over the phone. "How could they let him do that?"
I finally had to let her in on the secret.