[humblegunner]

It said the teenager had confided in his mother in October 2005 that he was worried about the size of his penis. She took him to a clinic where a doctor said it was normal for an Asian man and prescribed multi-vitamins.

You can't make this stuff up!

[kingattax]

[Charles Henrickson]

a doctor said it was normal for an Asian man. . . .

And there's, what, a billion Chinese or so, so it must not matter too much.

Maybe the women have tiny parts, too, so it balances out.