I'm every bit as truthful as some high profile folks we know:
Posted on 04/26/2006 6:46:24 AM PDT by Millee
I'm gonna sashay baby!
Well then . . . PICTURES PLEASE!
An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney.
The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.
"But" said the Scotsman. "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the5th drink for you."
"Well." said the Englishman "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."
"Ahhh that's nothin'" said the Irishman "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like.
Then when you've had enough drink they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims.
He swears every word is true.
"Well" said the Englishman "Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not myself personally no" said the Irishman, "But it did happen to my sister."
I'm every bit as truthful as some high profile folks we know:
morning, everybody!
Beautiful day in Atlanta.
Thanks honey. They're beautiful!
You're welcome! Hope they brighten your work day!
Millee, you brightened everyone's Wednesday. Glad you'll still be around to do that even with someone else behind the helm!!! ;)
You offering??? ;o)
ROFL! I could never follow you, Millee! Dem are tough boots to fill!!! (Or what is that phrase?)
Why is the WFTWW thread so dead?
I need some funnies! ;)
ahhhh.. much better.. thanks WC
It is dead today. I'll try to add a little life...
Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male.. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Fe! male... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male..... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female....The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
Good morning all! :)
as the old joke goes... "some people can tell a joke, some people can't"
Good afternoon.
oh, I was refering to the thread in general...
LOL...I wish it was afternoon here.
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