President Nonliberal nukes Mexico for Fourth of July fireworks display.
Social Security raises retirement age to 125 to "stabilize system".
700 billionth time email titled "headlines from the year 2029" is posted at Free Republic. :P
O.J. still looking for wife's killer......
Surfers encounter 20 foot waves off the Rocky Mountain coastline...
Bin Laden Named New American Idol Judge
Researchers say New Orleans is now 100" below sea level but the levees are sufficient to protect the 5 people who live there.
To lessen prison populations, the U.S. declares all legal activities illegal and illegal activities legal. Twelve million illegal aliens cannot find jobs because most Americans now live behind bars and do not need gardeners.
Republicans and Democrats fight over whether to call the new political party the Republicrats or the Demoblicans. The Constitutional, Libertarian, and Green Parties still pull in 2% of the voters.
Texas uses emminent domain to pave the entire state to make room for its new Trans Taxes Corridor.
GM together with Ford build a 20-ton SUV with a fuel-injected V14 and offer lifetime health benefits to the children and grandchildren of retirees.
Massachusetts suffers a 4.2 earthquake when the tractor/loader carrying the late Senator Kennedy's coffin to its final resting place blows a tire.
La Oficina de la Gente de Discurso Inglesa Estableció
Democrats blame election losses on not getting their message out.
Scientists predict that the cure for diabetes is only 5-10 years away.