[bvw]

Wrong on most counts. And I've driven a locomotive too, for what's that worth. Logic is logical. Thought is not. Ask Alan Turing for his advice on that. Or even, Charles Lutwidge Dodgson.

Twas brilling and the slithy toves
Did gire and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogroves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Beware the Jabberwock, my son,
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought--
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

Even if hefting a vorpal sword be thou, I'll not as be thine maxome foe.

[Locomotive Breath]

Ironically, most of your posts read like Jabberwocky except that you're not doing it on purpose.