I am always amazed at the brilliant humor of Freepers.
But I have to tell you about what Shepherd Smith said when he announced the baby's birth.
He said (paraphrase), "The baby is named Suri. That means rose in Persian, princess in Hebrew, and to folks from Oklahhoma it meams a four wheeled pleasure vehicle..."
I don't know the Hebrew spelling but in the KJV it's rendered Sarai. This was Sarah's name befor G-d changed it. Obviously Tom and Katie's thetans are still confused by the movies Xenu showed them.