Here's a "scene" from the next episode. It's another Star Wars parody I came up with. Hehe.
Emperor Palpatine: "Welcome Jack Bauer, I have been expecting you. You no longer need those (Henderson removes Bauer's handcuffs). Guards leave us. I look forward to completing your training Mr. Bauer. In time you will call me Master."
Jack: "You're gravely mistaken. You won't convert me as you did Henderson."
Emperor: "Oh no, my young apprentice, but I believe it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things."
Henderson: "His gun and cellphone."
Emperor: "Ah yes, Jack Bauer's weapons, much like Robocop's. By now you must know Chrissy can never be turned from the dark side. So will it be with you."
Jack: "You're wrong. Soon I'll be dead. And you with me."
Emperor (laughs) Perhaps you are referring to the imminent attack of CTU. I can assure you, we are quite safe from those fools here.
Jack: Your over confidence is your weakness.
Emperor: You faith in your friends is yours.
Henderson: It is pointless to resist Bauer.
Emperor: Everything that has transpired has done so according to MY design. Your troops are walking into a trap, as are your friends. It was I who allowed Chloe O'Brian to know the location of the shield generator. They are quite safe from CTU. An entire legion of my best troops await them. Oh...I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.....