I think he is desperate to keep his sad ass in the news right now. He is divorced from the only thing that made him newsworthy(if you can call it that).
"I think he is desperate to keep his sad ass in the news right now. He is divorced from the only thing that made him newsworthy(if you can call it that)."
Shoot, he'll get half the money she made while they were married. He'll spend the rest of his life, sleeping with gorgeous starlets, telling them he can make them stars like he did Jessica.
It will be like he's put out to stud. Not a bad life. :-)