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The Sunday Observer (UK) ^ | April 23, 2006 | by Julian Dibbell

Posted on 04/23/2006 8:58:49 AM PDT by aculeus

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To: yall

BBL, have to take the kids back to the eeeeeeeevil slime mom...


181 posted on 04/23/2006 5:18:59 PM PDT by null and void (America: It's too late to work within the system, but it's too early to start shooting the bastards.)
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To: Monkey Face
Once upon a time when I was just a wee bit of a lass I bought some chocolate covered cherries from the candy shop.

As I was leaving I took a bite. Ack! Horrible raw bitter liquid filled my mouth. They were spoiled!

I spit it out there in the parking lot. My dad asked me what I thought I was doing. I explained. He took the bag and examined my chocolate covered treasures and then told mom to take me on to the car.

He later returned with a bag of goodies and assured me that these were not "spoiled".

Much later I learned that the liquid inside the chocolate covered cherries in that shop was pure Cognac and that my dad had raked the shop owner over the coals for selling them to an unsuspecting seven year old.

So to this day I bite very carefully into chocolate covered cherries.

182 posted on 04/23/2006 5:20:25 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Ditch the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I want my own space bar and grill (pink bow))
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To: null and void

I can spot a dog a mile off. They're always doing tricks and showing off. And they always have this silly smile on their faces and their tongues keep hanging out.


183 posted on 04/23/2006 5:21:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: nicmarlo

I do. Just because I would go through the chocolate too fast.


184 posted on 04/23/2006 5:23:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Monkey Face

Chocolate for me is much worse than potato chips.

I ate almost a whole package of chocolate-covered biscottis the other night....save one.


185 posted on 04/23/2006 5:24:21 PM PDT by nicmarlo (Bush is the Best President Ever. Rah. Rah.)
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To: Monkey Face
"That's where I keep mine."

What is this "keep" you are talking about? I don't believe chocolate chips have ever survived more than a day or two at my house.

186 posted on 04/23/2006 5:59:40 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile.)
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To: aculeus
Lettuce Spray?


187 posted on 04/23/2006 6:03:45 PM PDT by P.O.E.
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To: sweetliberty

I "keep" mine in the freezer so I don't see them every time I open the cupboard door...:o]

Otherwise, they wouldn't survive the trip from the car to the house.


188 posted on 04/23/2006 6:08:58 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Dang. That's gross. I never had that problem with any candy, but I can promise if I did, I'd go after the person who sold it as "chocolate."


189 posted on 04/23/2006 6:10:02 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Monkey Face
...BUSTED...
190 posted on 04/23/2006 6:13:40 PM PDT by null and void (America: It's too late to work within the system, but it's too early to start shooting the bastards.)
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To: null and void

What I like best is the way they roll over and let me scratch their tummies...they are so shameless.


191 posted on 04/23/2006 6:16:39 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Allegra; Xenalyte; Hap; Bacon Man; Flyer
Horn of rhinoceros. Penis of tiger. Root of sea holly.

Rock-Paper-Scissors is dead I guess.

192 posted on 04/23/2006 6:17:21 PM PDT by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: Monkey Face

I've got that leg thing going just talking about it...


193 posted on 04/23/2006 6:18:07 PM PDT by null and void (America: It's too late to work within the system, but it's too early to start shooting the bastards.)
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To: null and void

I'll bet you have...;o]

Got any chocolate left?


194 posted on 04/23/2006 6:19:56 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: humblegunner
Rock-Paper-Scissors is dead I guess.

LOL! I wish I could think of funny stuff like that! Dang!

195 posted on 04/23/2006 6:21:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Monkey Face

Enough...


196 posted on 04/23/2006 6:24:30 PM PDT by null and void (America: It's too late to work within the system, but it's too early to start shooting the bastards.)
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To: null and void

For...?


197 posted on 04/23/2006 6:25:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Monkey Face

...you...


198 posted on 04/23/2006 6:26:14 PM PDT by null and void (America: It's too late to work within the system, but it's too early to start shooting the bastards.)
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To: null and void

...and...?


199 posted on 04/23/2006 6:37:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Monkey Face

Not me. *sigh* too much sugar for my diabetes.


200 posted on 04/23/2006 6:39:01 PM PDT by null and void (America: It's too late to work within the system, but it's too early to start shooting the bastards.)
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