[F.J. Mitchell]

Breaking Pneuse:


The reporters at The New York Times, have gained recognition world wide for their talent for writing fiction and calling it news.

Due to dwindling readership, the Times is well on it's way to becoming a weekly tabloid. It's reporters are well on their way to becoming unemployed and unemployable.

[Howlin]

I hope some of them end up in jail.

[Locomotive Breath]

F.J. there actually is a river named "Neuse" just east of Durham. Took me a while to figure out what you were saying.

[Enterprise]

I think the high price of gas will accelerate the decline of many newspapers now. Hopefully, the liberal ones!