If we all went out and got a bottle of wine and sat back here -- even in the Smokey Back Room -- on a Saturday night, we could not have MADE THIS STUFF up.
BE SMIRK ROT
BE IRK MS ROT
MOBSTER IRK
REB KIM ROTS
REB IRK MOST
REB SKIM ROT
MOB STRIKER
TOMB RISKER
ROB ME SKIRT
MOB SKIRTER
And when I invite Lady Kimmy to dance for a party I want her to dance to a song by Ben Folds Five, called "Songs for the Dumped." It contains a line "Give me my money back you bitch."