Uncle Bill isn't a real Priest - he does look a little like a Hari Krishna ... especially after the incident where he singed his eye brows off.
I can't get him to stop wearing a dress anymore...
Poor Uncle Bill. He did say we could get divorced by rotating in a circle three times and spitting. That's how I wake up every morning - so, Adam - it's your turn.
My turn - for what? :) Stopping the hilarity? No, no!
As to the dress - try using lighter fluid, it should work wonders. :)