Check this out.
Much as I like to give the headline writer a cuff,
it's good when they include a lesson in these reports
to highlight the duties of responsible owners.
Here's a story with a happy ending that includes a lesson learned...
Dognapped pit bull back with owner
"I learned some really hard lessons on how to be a responsible dog owner," she said. "We're going to put up a definitely taller gate that he can't sneak out of, and people won't see into our yard. We patched up any possible openings in the fence. And I'm not letting him out in the yard without me. We're not taking any chances."