Lacks the panache of a pit maul....
http://www.abcactionnews.com/stories/2006/04/060417pitbulls.shtml
"He just grabbed on and hung on. I kept trying to hit him and kick him and I couldn't do anything. He was too strong," recalled Steve, his arm now bandaged.
Steve managed to keep his neighbor's dog away from the attacking animals; he himself was saved when two Tampa police officers rolled up on the scene.
"I turned around and [the dog] got behind me and then the policeman was able to Taser him without hitting me. So he did that and then the dog let go," Steve continued."
And as such is of no interest to you.
So why are you here?