[ApplegateRanch]

YOU try opening a can of Alpo with damaged dew claws! Use a can opener, you say? Well, Mr. Brain, THAT requires a THUMB!

Some people I know have ten of them, and counting; but us mutt-types just ain't equiped.

It is a hugh & series problem that not even Alexander could cut his way through.

[PoorMuttly]

We demand reparations.........

....from the can opener industry!!!!!!!!!!

[SunkenCiv]

I guess appeals to St Bernard won't help...